Fags, Mags and Bags

The staff of Fags, Mags and Bags are tireless in their quest to bring nice-price custard creams and cans of coke with Arabic writing on them to an ungrateful nation.

Series 1
1 Raising Keenan: Ramesh is keen that young tearaway Keenan has good male role models. His solution is to engineer a meeting with potential suitors for Keenan's mum.
2 The De-Magowaning of Ramesh: Ramesh is delighted as he teaches his son Sanjay some of the finer arts of shopkeeping. But is his eagerness only due to the fact that he wants to borrow his dad's Merc?
3 Wall of Crisps: A new corn and maize-based snack sparks trouble in the corner shop.
4 Build The Titanic: Corner shop customer Mrs Muirhead's part-work magazine model ship faces stormy waters.
5 The Festival of Maltodextrin: Ramesh concocts a fake religious festival to shift unsold fireworks.
6 January February: Trouble brews when Ramesh agrees to let a member of the UKRP put a poster up in his shop window, but Ramesh has the last laugh.

Series 2
1 Beansy, Beansy, Beansy, Beansy, Beansy: Ramesh and Dave come to the rescue after a number of local cats go missing.
2 Skeletor Attack: Ramesh's life is turned upside down when an elderly and despised aunt turns up uninvited. (featuring Nina Wadia as Skeletor)
3 Rameshtonite: Trouble looms for Ramesh as his banter-nemesis Tom Skilliter re-appears after 20 years.
4 All the Best: Lenzie turns feral after Ramesh sells cards with abusive messages to the locals.
5 Cousin Wacko: Ramesh's nephew arrives from India, complete with impressive shopkeeping skills, much to Alok's disgust.
6 Confectionary McEnroe: Tensions run high as Ramesh gears up for the Shopkeeper of the Year award.

Series 3
1 Jack Black's Black Jacks: Sanjay finds a girlfriend and embraces the arts, much to Ramesh and Dave's amusement.
2 Mr Majhu Goes To Lenzie: Ramesh inadvertently enters the murky world of Lenzie politics.
3 The Wrath Of Khan: The delicate eco-balance of the shop is at stake as Ramesh caves to Alok's idea of installing a slush machine.
4 The Lenzie Splicer: Dave is thrown into turmoil after an old school friend appears in the shop.
5 Bacon Punctuation: The future of the shop's much-loved 'Wall of Crisps' comes under threat.
6 The Fall of Phallon and the Rise of Bugatox: Ramesh takes it upon himself to reunite a local couple who have split up.

Series 4
1 Foam Wizards: Ramesh and Alok go head-to-head in a sweetie design competition.
2 Magical Mister Murgatroyd: Alok announces his sudden engagement to Siddiqua, the daughter of the local Pennywise empire and shop rival to Ramesh. But is it love that is driving Alok, or the promise of a gadget-filled backshop?
3 The Bewerdine Spectrum: Sanjay causes chaos in Lenzie when he starts work experience at the local paper.
4 Evil Narbara: The local traders are in revolt after a rowdy party shop opens in Lenzie.
5 Ayabassa Alan: The new dance craze of Ayabassa sweeps Lenzie, and Dave finds a new friend.
6 John Craven's Fjällräven: Dave and the boys organise a surprise 50th birthday party for Ramesh, but will Sanjay manage to keep his trap closed long enough without spilling the beans before the big day?